Today's a fuckin' great day
The birthday of my girl
I've found a great present, yeah!
I've bought a weapon for my girlfriend!

My girl got a gun
My girl got a gun AND I'VE BEEN SHOT

I love her so much
Could catch the moon for her
But it's so much greater
To prove my feelings with a gun

You will be safe oh my dear
When I'm away stand on the gun
Come home on a late time
I broke the silence, you shot!

My girl got a gun
My girl got a gun AND I'VE BEEN SHOT

If you really need a gun for self-defense, you need it loaded, because... the 2d amendment gives me the right to have it loaded.
I have only five words for you: from my cold, dead hands! (Charlton Heston)

KEEP ON THE SELF-DEFENSE!!
MY GIRL GOT A GUN!